How to sell a death trap, 101

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 04/07/2014 at 09:38 • Filed to: None

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not a car that is going to fall apart at 80 down the highway, the kind that eats babies. Doesn't matter your whole ad sucks and is in caps, stick it in front of a ragged 64-72 C10 and call it good. Oh and mention it is Italian, because we all know Italian things are structurally and mechanically sound.

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I am permanently fixed to not be making any more babies, but if I wasn't I might buy it just in case

awe46m3zcp > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 09:52

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The first thing I think of when I see that is a hearse (because of the hinge).

505Turbeaux > awe46m3zcp 04/07/2014 at 09:57

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haha totally

Pixel > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 09:57

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'64-'66 pickup, and that carriage is Sweet!

full suspension, 4-wheel brakes, convertible top, tonneau cover for better aerodynamics, removable windscreen, chrome trim, wire wheels. If I every had a kid(which ain't going to happen) I would want something like this.

505Turbeaux > Pixel 04/07/2014 at 10:03

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yeah I knew it was 64+ because of the windshield. Beyond that I needed your expert opinion. It is actually pretty damn sweet!

crowmolly > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 10:26

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Looks like a great carriage for Vigo the Carpathian.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 10:33

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505Turbeaux > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/07/2014 at 10:36

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holy shit!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 10:52

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Dem rims!!! Hmmmm, does they qualify it as the Donk of Strollerdom?

505Turbeaux > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 04/07/2014 at 10:55

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yes, hella Donk!

Stef Schrader > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 14:44

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I don't want kids, either. I think you should fill it full of stuffed bunnies and roll around on town on rollerskates with a jet pack. Yep: rollerskates, jet pack, and stroller full of bunnies.

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In a horse mask. Can't forget the horse mask.

505Turbeaux > Stef Schrader 04/07/2014 at 14:50

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haha I think my eldest daughter would still want to be along for the ride... in a dog hat and incognito

Stef Schrader > 505Turbeaux 04/07/2014 at 15:02

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Aw, yeah. Whoops—not sure how I jumped from "fixed" to "no haz kids."

The dog hat makes it. YES.